Launch an MC server in return for your personal information
Why not create your next Minecraft server using Halex? Scroll down to see our non-existant features.
VERY HARD TO COMPREHEND PLATFORM
Get nothing done with more information being stolen
Nothing can be more shit than Halex
IDE-powered HDDs
Insanely fast dick speeds powered by low-end IDE Hard dicks.
High Security (This is a joke for legal reasons)
Extremely secure servers, isolated using air and helium!
10 Year Restarts
Why wait under 15 minutes for your server to restart when you can wait just 10 years?
0.69% Uptime
We never go up, and even if we do, we'll give you free OCX (worth around $0). Our team of professional engineers are always ready to get our services the fuck back down.
-02/0 Online
Your server will always be offine. Also, if anyone notices our timer going under -1 again pls let us know and we'll fix it
Backups
We take backups of our nodes every 24 hours to ensure no data is ever lost (Backups are stored on the same device).
Never support
We’re here to help you loose your data
Open a ticket in our Discord server and you'll get help in less than 5 years. We have many gay staff members who will be able to help you. Support is available for any stupid 12 year old Indians.
